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chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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April 22nd, 2014 // 114,653 notes

antoinettemalificus:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employees
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definitely
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do not
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get paid
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enough
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for
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this
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shit
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they are sick of your nonsense
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I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!! 

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April 22nd, 2014 // 282,267 notes

fedorea:

why are men so afraid of women having leg hair???????? women have to put up with ur chest hair and back hair and gross pubic hair and scratchy facial hair all the time and u dont shave that bc ‘it takes too much time’ like…????? ok thanks for ur hypocrisy u dried up sink sponge

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April 22nd, 2014 // 87,815 notes
Some people are old at 18 and some are young at 90. Time is a concept that humans created. Yoko Ono, 1977 (via e-vaporate)

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April 22nd, 2014 // 183,692 notes

faraashah:

if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softy kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear 

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April 22nd, 2014 // 258,180 notes
cespur:

amazing
k009:

me in class

tonystarks:

tonystarks:

tonystarks:

life changing, i tell you

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life changing

apparently his wife scoots too

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and his daughter

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where has this knowledge existed all my life

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hugh jackman is a very serious action star with a very seriously life who very seriously plays wolverine a very serious xman

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he’s a very serious man

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April 22nd, 2014 // 10,406 notes

armadillo:

Im buysexual, you buy me food, i become sexual

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April 22nd, 2014 // 169,476 notes
lushella:

 
thatfunnyblog:

I’m fucking SCREAMING