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swooshmami:

White privilege is finding your name on a Coke bottle

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July 28th, 2014 // 11,933 notes
yappanese:

Why this so gotdamn true

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

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July 28th, 2014 // 166,842 notes

javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

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July 17th, 2014 // 287,026 notes
This one is angry.

theghaliastuff:

Professor Michalska,

My name is Ghalia Elkerdi I am a fourth year Electrical Engineering student at McGill. This past year I’ve taken two of your courses: Control Systems (ECSE 404) and Numerical Methods (ECSE 443).

This is the first time I email a professor for a purpose other than begging for…

July 16th, 2014 // 306 notes

kimpissible:

when people purposely try to break their phone so their parents will buy them a new one

image

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July 16th, 2014 // 77,796 notes
champagne-paradise:

viii-iii-mcmxcix:

what a cute message to wake up to.

too cute
findingyolo:

thats the entire show

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

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July 10th, 2014 // 231,926 notes
maskedlink:

HE IS ASKED TO COME CLOSE AND SNUGGLE AND HE IS SO HAPPY TO

borlax:

I put my condoms on like everyone else, one leg at a time

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July 7th, 2014 // 26,644 notes

theyellowbrickroad:

the worst way for friendships to end is for literally nothing to go wrong, you just stop talking. they stop messaging you to see how youre doing and you get sick of being the first one to initiate conversation so you just let the friendship go and wonder how that person is doing and never hear from them again

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July 5th, 2014 // 291,412 notes